Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and...– George Carlin (via marsneedswomen)
There is nothing more hilarious to me right now than shouting ‘ANDY’ in a really panicked voice just as he begins to drop off and i’m still awake. Small things please small minds but this is just the best.
stfueverything: fatalismulier: I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!” And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.” Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights. always reblog
OH JESUS. That dog shaking it’s ass to eminem has me howlin’.
Gonna dye me hair →
A wee insight into how exciting my saturday is going to be + my lovely voice.
Women love beards.
I should not have invested myself so much in the characters of the US office. I’m not ready for it to end yet.
Everytime I’ve been faced with an hard decision, there’s only one thing that...– Jim Halpert.
MY UNI CAREER IS OVER IN 11 DAYS AND I WILL BE SEEING MARIE IN 13 DAYS. BLOODY YIS!
I often find myself just wanting lovely 1940s hair. So impossible for me to do though. WAH LIFE. I have no hair styling skillz. I just want to be a 1940s dream girl for summer.