December 2011
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The rain on my skylight is making me need the...
But I am in bed, and refuse to leave.
‘I do not have to urinate, I am the master of my own bladder’.
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Anonymous asked: why is gary barlow so fucking hot i can't even
November 2011
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Anonymous asked: Regardless, your responses are pretty childish rather than humorous. Lol. If I wasn't anonymous, where's the fun in that? Sigh. Some people just don't get it. Tsk tsk.
Anonymous asked: What makes you assume I'm a guy? Lol. But in any case, you just changed my mind... what a fussy, inane person you are. Shame, I had the impression you were shrewd and approachable. Bye bye~
Day 9. 2 Smileys that describe your life right...
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So happy, but SO FUCKING TIIIIIREDDDD but not sleeping. OWH.
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Dear anon..
anon number 1, with a ridiculous time difference to me. I’m afraid I will not be adding you on AIM or whatever, as…really…this only says to me you’re either a. a 15 year old girl or boy or b. A PEADOPHILE. And as your anon i’m swayed more towards my second option. SORRRYYY.
anon number 2, who called me a boy stealing witch. Oh deary, I wouldn’t even know how to...
It’s like friends, lovers or nothing. There’s nothing in between. You’re either...
– John Mayer (via roscoe-)
…one of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...
– Douglas Coupland (via katelizabeth)
qdork asked: Frankie are you and soph going oot at the weekend?
Anonymous asked: Welp I decided I'm gonna be your stalker from now on.
Anonymous asked: Damn, your flatmate's name is Kieran. So badass. That's the name of this badass character from the badass Private novels by badass Kate Brian. Wow. How badass.
Anonymous asked: Good morning Frankie.
A text from my delightful flatmate.
Kieran: Just got woken up by a property viewing….AWESOME
ME: WHAAAAAAAAT, I hope I didn’t leave pants everywhere!!!
I swear my mind works in mysterious and ridiculous ways.
Anonymous asked: You seem like a cool bitch.
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casually assuming one of your friends is dead when they stop texting back.
Is it just me who does this?